Sure, Rachel posts more than I do, but in all honesty she hasn't officially reached her 100th post in that I posted a handful of times. I did want to take a minute or ten to chime in with a 100 things you may or may not know about me as well. If I am breaking any rules, DEAL WITH IT!
1. I am married to the most wonderfully beautifully brilliant woman in the world (of course she was standing over my shoulder upon typing this. It is still true though)
2. I'm 30
3. I'm the coolest of the 3 kids in my family (just seeing if you other two are reading this)
4. I have worked for 6 different companies in the last 4 years. (not bragging)
5. I am currently a management trainee with FirstBank; soon to be a Banking Officer.
Wait, this is supposed to be things you may not know.
6. I used to have a Boa Constrictor named Gertrude, that my buddy Chris gave to me.
7. It got to be too long and dangerous so I gave it back.
8. I used to love flying through the air on my tree swing growing up.
9. I once painted about 1/2 mil of ranch style (three board) fence with a 4" paint brush.
10. I did make about 5 cents a foot though. :)
11. I went out for cross country and wrestling my freshman year of high school.
12. I had to retire when the doctor determined the bones in my legs were growing faster than the tendons in my legs. Seriously, way faster!
13. My first car was a 1986 Dodge Colt Vista.
14. I currently work with some people younger than that car.
15. I then upgraded to a 1994 Toyota Tercel.
16. I drove that car off a mountain into a tree.
17. It got fixed and gave me many more years of executive transportation.
18. Rachel was "turned on" by the fact that I was a stock broker....then she saw my ride.
19. I used to go fishing every summer in a pond at my grandpa's farm. I haven't fished much since they sold it.
20. I grew up a huge 49er/Raider fan.
21. Now I am more into the individual player's fantasy stats than team performance.
22. It helps that the 9ers and Raiders both really suck.
23. I have managed to convince myself that our dirt colored Honda Odyssey is actually a "cool" car.
24. I spent most of the last decade in sales.
25. I should've bought more from myself.
26. I am the proud father of one and the proud uncle of three and the proud brother of two and the proud son of two.
27. I received my first 'C' in college. It was in Accounting 201.
28. My dad is a CPA and my mom is a bookkeeper.
29. Doooh!
30. I made up for in by nailing my Finance classes.
31. I attribute my success to a high intake level of M&Ms and Skittles.
32. My kid is hilarious.
33. Everyone says she has the most beautiful eyes.
34. She gets them from Rachel.
35. I've lived in 12 different houses. 2 before I was 18 and 10 in the last 12 years.
36. I intend to stay put for the next 20 years or so.
37. I've had quite a few different pets: 2 goats, a few chickens, a rooster, a dog and 2 cats.
38. One goat was killed by a dog, the other goat was shot along with the foul, the dog died of old age, one cat was a recluse and the other cat is up for adoption.
39. Seriously, anyone want Tabby?
40. I enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset.
41. Actually, I hate the beach...but sunset is pretty cool, especially with some of the Colorado night skies.
42. I don't care much for the French.
43. I do like their fries however.
44. My friends call me Mikey.
45. I didn't pick up the moniker until I worked at Petersen's Yummy Burgers in Solvang at 16.
46. Unless I am mistaken, Ronny Barr coined it.
47. Petersen's had the best Hickory sauce on earth.
48. They closed soon after I left. (no surprise there)
49. I love red meat.
50. People in Colorado don't know what Tri-Tip is....I KNOW!... I believe it is my personal crusade to spread the word.
51. I am a Reagan conservative and believe I should get more of what the government takes from me.
52. I graduated with a Finance Degree from Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.
53. Interestingly, it wasn't until after college that I studied abroad.
54. A few months later I married her. (HA!)
55. I started my sales career as an Applebee's server. I always upsold the "all you can eat ribs"
56. Over the years, I have made both tons of money and almost no money.
57. I am currently in the middle of an "almost no money" year.
58. I have never been more at peace about my situation or more stoked on life.
59. Goes to show that money doesn't buy happiness...it just buys nice backyards and big screen TVs.
60. I just realized I still use "stoked" and not in reference to fire.
61. That's lame!
62. I just realized I still use "lame" and not in reference to immobility.
63. I love stupid humor.
64. Shows like The Office, Scrubs, and the Loop and movies like Office Space and Strange Brew are right up my alley.
65. I love to bowl though I rarely go anymore.
66. I love sugar cereal. I grew up putting actual sugar on non-sugared cereals and have since upgraded to the like of Cookie Crisp, Lucky Charms, and Cocoa anything.
67. I still aim for cereal under 15 cents an ounce, although I am not the one buying it.
68. I am a sucker for fast food.
69. I am also a frugal cheapskate.
70. I feel the need to only order off the dollar menu.
71. My favorite store is Best Buy.
72. I never buy anything from there. I just like to look around, right down model numbers of things I like and but them online for less.
73. Did I mention I am a cheapskate?
74. On the flip side, I do own both a lawn mower and a snow thrower. Nice, eh?
75. I am 100% German.
76. I tainted our gene pool by marrying Rachel.
77. The pros still heavily outweighed the cons. (love you babe!) Tainted genes = adorable daughter.
78. I actually really enjoy my job at FirstBank.
79. I have no problem taking huge tangential leaps from subject to subject.
80. I haven't had to sell anything in about 3 months and checks still keep coming in.
81. I am 30 and sometimes feel as though I am starting from scratch with my career.
82. In the morning, we are meeting Jay and Jenna at Le Peep for breakfast. I will probably order the Belgian Waffle...decidely more than 15 cents an ounce.
83. We have really enjoyed outside activities since moving to Colorado. We hike and sight-see and take long walks in the neighborhood.
84. I hate getting up at 5:45 (which I am doing every morning for the next 5 months or so)
85. I hate when people think they know more than they do. (unless it's me or mine)
86. I love getting together with family and friends and bbqing.
87. I love father-son time with my daddy over some cheap beer and many laughs.
88. I love that mom still tries to keep track of what her three kids like in meals and how she seems to be wrong more than right.
89. I love that my daughter gets a huge smile when I drive into the driveway.
90. I love that Rachel makes a point to take her walks with Aubrey when I am expected home.
91. I love God!
92. I love that He has blessed me and mine with prosperity, health, and love.
93. I love Homestarrunner.com. Strongbad's the MAN!
94. I love that I have friends who I can be myself around.
95. I love that some (hopefully most) people aren't offended or turned off by "myself"
96. My fingers are hurting and I am way past due to play with my wife. (CARDS)
97. I have a desire that people leave me in better shape than they were in when they came to me.
98. I love playing poker, especially Texas Hold 'Em.
99. I am a sucker for a video game...yes, I am one of "those" guys.
100. I talk first and think second!
Sheesh, there better be a lot of comments on this post. It took me almost an hour to type it after all. So open the flood gates.